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Many of us 'Older Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or
hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we
should present ourselves.
Feeling
'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and
present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may
have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO
NOT
go together and should
be avoided:
1. A nose ring and
bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald
spots
3. A pierced tongue and
dentures
4. Miniskirts and support
hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring
and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco
shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a
midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver
spots
11. Mini skirts and
varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a
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