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Posted June 27, 2009. Safety Tip.

Posted June 25, 2009. Bad Hair Day. Then again, every day is a bad hair day.

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Posted June 23, 2009
"WHERE is my SUNDAY  paper?!" The little old lady calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper  employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There  was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as the little old lady was heard to mutter, "Well, shit... that's why no one was at church today."

Posted June 20, 2009

Posted June 18, 2009. Sent in by James Reid.
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbours are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Posted June 14, 2009.
 

Posted June 10, 2009. Senior Rockers.

Posted June 9, 2009. Mr. Six Contest.

Posted May 31, 2009. Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' On The River...

Posted May 28, 2009.

Posted April 28, 2009. There's always one in every crowd.
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Posted April 4, 2009. New Joke. One of the funniest I've heard.
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.” “That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help.” “He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.” So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?” “Of course I did!” replies the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.” “Where did it go?” asks Arthur. “I don’t remember.”

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June 28, 2009
This was just emailed to me. Obama's Mexican Twin. It's on my Geezer's In Office page.

June 25, 2009
Just updated the Senior Fashion Page with The Money Man.

June 20, 2009
Just came across this
funny newspaper article.

May 28, 2009
Have you seen the funny story about the old geezer (69) heckling Rudy Giuliani (65). Click here.

May 26, 2009
Just added a new bumper sticker. Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other Places. Order yours today.

May 25, 2009
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, joined the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
 That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

May 14, 2009
What makes Grandpa happy? A Red Hot Mama.

May 7, 2009
Just added another
T-Shirt to the
Fashion News page

May 5, 2009
All you Baby Boomers must check out Bill's Retro World. Thanks to Charley Brazda for the link.

May 3, 2009
Just added 8 new T-Shirts
to the Fashion News page and 3 new Bumper Stickers.

April 29, 2009
Just when you think things couldn't get any worst...

April 28, 2009
Have you ever wondered what the tooth fairy might look like?

April 25, 2009
4 new old photos and a Geezer Jukebox added to the Memory Lane page. Enjoy.

April 23, 2009
New cartoon added today.

April 20, 2009
Did you know...

April 15, 2009
Just in case you old geezers forgot... today is Tax Deadline day.


April 10, 2009
Added bumper sticker #45 to The Geezer Shop. "I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."

April 9, 2009
New cartoon added today.

April 6, 2009
Grandma just needs a little quiet time.


April 4, 2009
I now have 44 bumper stickers for sale in my Geezer Shop. Just added a new one today.

April 2, 2009
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Just added a rare old TV commercial for Phillip Morris cigarettes with Lucy & Ricky on my Memory Lane page.

March 31, 2009

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Have you seen the newest geezer in office? Rahm Emanuel, the White House Chief of Staff.
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