Jim left for work one Friday
afternoon. But it was
payday, so instead of going
home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with
the boys and spending his
entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at
home on Sunday night, the
old geezer was confronted by
his angry wife and was
barraged for nearly two
hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the
nagging and said to him,
“How would you like it if
you didn’t see me for two or
three days?” He replied,
“That would be fine with
me.”
Monday went by and he
didn’t see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went
with the same results. But
on Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough where
he could see her a little
out of the corner of his
left eye.
Posted
July 27, 2009. Funny Kiwi shoe polish ad.
Posted
July 21, 2009. Like 50's & 60's songs.
Posted
July 18, 2009. AARP Spelling Bee.
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The little old lady calling
the newspaper office,
loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was."Madam", said the newspaper
employee, "today is Saturday.The Sunday paper is not
delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause
on the other end of the phone,followed by a ray of
recognition as the little old lady was heard to mutter,"Well, shit... that's why no
one was at church today."
old age quotes
Posted April
4, 2009. New Joke. One of the funniest
I've heard.
Arthur is 90 years old.
He’s played golf every day since his
retirement 25 years ago. One day he
arrives home looking downcast. “That’s
it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up
golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that
once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see
where it went.” His wife sympathizes and
makes him a cup of tea. As they sit
down, she says, “Why don’t you take my
brother with you and give it one more
try.” “That’s no good,” sighs Arthur.
“Your brother’s a hundred and three. He
can’t help.” “He may be a hundred and
three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight
is perfect.” So the next day, Arthur
heads off to the golf course with his
brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an
almighty swing, and squints down the
fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law.
“Did you see the ball?” “Of course I
did!” replies the brother-in-law. “I
have perfect eyesight.” “Where did it
go?” asks Arthur. “I don’t remember.”
May 28, 2009
Have you seen the funny story about the old geezer (69) heckling Rudy
Giuliani (65).
Click here.
May 26, 2009
Just added a new
bumper sticker. Young At Heart. Slightly Older In Other
Places. Order yours today.
May 25, 2009
Fifty-one
years ago, Herman James, a
North Carolina
mountain man, joined the Army. On his first day in
basic training,
the Army issued him a comb. That
afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his
second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon
the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the
third day,
the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for
Herman for 51 years.
May 14, 2009
What makes Grandpa happy? A Red Hot Mama.
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May 7, 2009
Just added another
T-Shirt
to the Fashion News
page.
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May 5, 2009
All you Baby Boomers must check out
Bill's Retro World. Thanks to
Charley Brazda for the link.
